vickyborean:

quintuplehorror:

lovecorgis:

Meet Grady, a four year old corgi and my fuzziest friend. He also has earned the title of “hero”. Let me tell you the story:

This afternoon, 3:45, I saw a bottle sitting just inside of the fence. Naturally, I headed to pick it up because I live in a woods and littering can kill the animals.

Grady flipped. He started barking and howling and herded me away from that bottle as fast as his stumps let him. I didn’t understand what all the fuss was about, but I let him herd me away because he doesn’t act like this so often. To prove he was just being paranoid to him, I threw a rock at the bottle.

It blew up, scaring me to death. It turns out that the bottle was a Drano bottle bomb, and it could easily have hurt me or killed the corgi. I didn’t take any pictures, and I’m sure the plastic shreds aren’t enough evidence, but this dog is a hero to me. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and remember that corgis, not diamonds, are a girl’s best friend.

Oh my god

Listen to the dogs. If they freak out for no reason let them herd you away. Ours have yet to react like that in a way but when they do ima get them and myself the hell out of dodge.

gamzee5ever:

artxmits:

Transparent Snap for your page~

OMG I REMEMBER THIS SHOW.

scribbles-and-slash:

I usually don’t take pictures of strangers and post them online but…

Today at Target this lady was being dragged by her two sons into the toy aisle and since I was looking at Transformers I happened to see them go by. These boys were REALLY excited about something and I wasn’t sure what, so out of curiosity I peeked around the “boy’s aisle” and….

They were grabbing tons of different dolls and accessories and begging their mom for them and what she told them was priceless.

She didn’t say no because they were boys who wanted “girl’s toys”….she said,
“You already have Ariel, don’t you want someone else?”
And one of the boys just kept yelling how Ariel was his favorite.

Their mom was just so frustrated and exhausted like they must beg her for princess toys all the time and they probably have so many back at home and I’m sorry but that’s just adorable ;w;

WHAT’S SO FUCKING EPIC FUNNY ABOUT A HUMORLESS TUTORIAL

toritoriblogglove:

spirit-inhalation:

sexdrugsandconverse:

he is literally to perfect. 

give that boy a raise

Next time I go to Disney I’m saying congratulations to him

jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you

adultnapped:

do he got the booty?

no 

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

(Source: fourwheeldevice)

I still don’t get the video where the “green is not a creative colour” quote came from.

I never watched the video, even watching the first few seconds I got bored instantly.

What is it that makes most of its viewers scared(genuinely or sarcastically) or something?

(Source: ignitionrmx)

(Source: funnyanimeshit)

max-galactica:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Break an expensive vase

kiss kiss fall in love

nayx:

xk187:

nayx:

you are under arrest for being tall.  get down here.  what are you doing

who said that

im down here